| OH. MY. GOSH. FREAKIN XANGA STILL IS HERE.
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| Mateo is all about french fries and doing the dirty bird.
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| I have become an official animal namer. I have discovered 32! different
never before seen animals so far this summer. To give you a glimpse
into this unseen and forbidden life of animal naming, I'll leave you
with an entry from my journal. Shhhhh! the naming community mustn’t
hear of this exposure though.
Journal Entry 2005 - 07 - 27
I was walking timidly by the rock wall when just barely I caught a
glimpse of animal number #31 (the Stripped Rock Frog) it was a medium
sized frog, smooth, a dark green to blend in with the dirt, but not to
be mistaken as a toadish color either. Along its back ran two light
yellow (almost white) stripes, comparable to the racing stripes on the
top of cars. I was amazed, but just as I was finishing up my analogy
the frog, was gone, into the land of rocks for eternity. Later that day
after deciding against wasting my life away indoors I went for a brisk
jog along a country road on the other side of the river, just down the
road from my estates. As I made my way up the hill I barely caught it,
but out of the corner of my eye, why yes! #32. #32 was a wily lil'
fella' he was a nice sized lizard maybe 4 to 5 inches long, the color
of the brown/red clay. This lizard however had unchareristic agility,
he beat through the high grass like a kangaroo from side to side using
his front legs to navigate its body and its back to thrust off. I had
never seen anything of such before in my life. Thus I discovered the
Southwestern Texas Dashing Lizard. My summer has become riddled with
the meticulous task of capturing these animals I named for study, and
adventures into the back country to discover more of these unnamed
beasts. With no certainty of what tomorrow will hold, I move on forging
an everlasting bond between myself and nature. There is only one
certainty in this job, move with haste, or you might be the next to be
named.
Well I hope everyone is having a good summer, cause I know mines been amazing with this new job as an animal namer.
Sincerely,
Mattholimew Kain Taylor |
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| "The world can't deny the inevitable."
-Matt Taylor
While you listen to portugalxcore, think about it.
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